Bi-Curious Big Foot in the WLOPA Wilds?

Submitted by Thor   6/25/2006

 

Editors note:  It was a cold rainy day at WLOPA, but the Airgun Faithful showed up to help cut out the dense undergrowth for the new Nationals Field target course.   Like the rest of the animal world that is learning to live with humans, Big Foot now has to deal with human intrusion into his environment.... We hope this doesn't end badly  (well actually not, badly would make a great follow-up story!)

 

While a small group of dedicated airgunners were working on the lanes for the Nationals at WLOPA gun club but unseen evil was lurking in the woods.......just waiting for it's chance to strike. The brazen beast singled out the senior member of the work party and stalked in close, with lust in it's eyes, it set it's plan in motion.

 

This first photo captures the beast using a gentile tactic......try to relax and persuade our Imported assistant Match Directors by caressing his shoulders.

 

 

But this approach did not work, and the fiery Brit attempted to fend off the amorous beast with the only thing on hand.......a chain saw !!!

 

But the beast had needs......and continued his assault with renewed passion, grabbing the British gentleman in a most compromising position.

This picture clearly shows the beasts true intentions..........Oh, the humanity !!!

 

 

But not to fear....... "Joe the Chainsaw" was more than up the task......and was having NONE of the beasts unnatural advances. He fought the beast with everything he had, and finally halted the bestial  attack and sent the beast running for it's life through the forest.......with nothing but a small bottle of stolen pellet lube to quench it's primal urges.

 

 

This picture clearly shows the anger and disappointment on the part of the beast as his would-be victim scurries to safety. The rest of the day was spent with our backs to the wall.............or anything else that would offer a measure of protection to our rear flanks. But for the rest of the afternoon we all heard blood curling wails eminating from the forest. Was the beast injured....? Or was he pleasuring  himself with the stolen pellet lube....?  Or was it really lapping compound..........?  Hence the piercing cries.

I guess only the beast himself can answer that question.

 

Is this real....?

I swear the pictures are real. I know, because I witnessed and recorded the horrifying event myself. I whole heartedly believe, I am the first to capture on film, the practices of a Bi-Curious Bigfoot. I only pray "Joe the Chainsaw" was not toooooo badly traumatized by the days events. I know it is something I will never forget.

 

 

ROTFLMAO...................